Vibrating with happiness
January 10th 2012
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, Metrozone, News and Updates
Tags: Degrees of Freedom | Equations of Life | Metrozone | Philip K Dick award | Theories of Flight
No, not that sort of vibrating…
The Metrozone series – all three books, no less – have been nominated for this year’s Philip K Dick award. I am properly stunned. Dick is one of the authors I not only enjoy, but admire: big concept stuff, played out at the personal level.
Congratulations to all the nominees – I’ll be dining out on this for a while!
We’re going to need a bigger rabbit
December 31st 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, Ignite, Metrozone, News and Updates
Tags: Metrozone | New Year | Rabbit | writing
When someone emails you (hi, Frank!) a highly complimentary note regarding the Metrozone books, and ends it with “I have some giant rabbits to make”, you just know you’re reaching the right people.
2011 has been an extraordinary year – I’ve sold some books, I’ve got some more lined up, people have (mostly) liked what I’ve done so far. 2012 looks as if it’s going be be really hard work – Ignite is rich seam to mine but oy, that seam runs deep – but I wouldn’t miss it for the world. It’s probably going to be hard work for you, too. There’s an awful lot of things in the world that could really do with fixing, so if you don’t already, can I suggest you volunteer some of your time, doing something you feel passionate about, in your local community? The world starts just outside our front doors.
Here’s to you, and the difference you make. Happy New Year.
A Petrovitch under the Christmas tree
December 26th 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, Metrozone, News and Updates
Tags: Degrees of Freedom | Equations of Life | Metrozone | Theories of Flight
Hello.
Just a quick note to those lucky, lucky people who found one or more Metrozone books all carefully wrapped up in shiny paper and bows this Christmas. Once you’ve got over the eye-searing covers and read the expertly-written blurb on the back covers, you’ll be ready to start heading down the mean streets of post-Apocalypse London.
Two things to say at this stage:
Firstly, enjoy. Whilst the Metrozone is serious business (or srs bsns, as the kids say), the books are meant to be fun. If you find yourself snorting inappropriately as something terrible happens, don’t worry. You’re in good company.
Secondly, the Russian. None of it is translated. Just go with it – get the sense of it by reading it (it’s mostly phonetic), and if you’re desperate to find out what Petrovitch says, feel free to look it up on the internet. It is mostly absolute filth, though, as the guttersnipe was dragged up on the streets and paint-peeling insults are simply stock-in-trade for the man.
Other than that, welcome. Have a look around here for extra content, and if you’ve got any questions, don’t be afraid to ask!
New Metrozone book announced – The Curve of the Earth
December 13th 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, Metrozone, News and Updates
Tags: Metrozone | Orbit | The Curve of the Earth
Since Orbit have slightly jumped the gun on this in their December newsletter (in that I haven’t actually signed anything yet…), I’m assuming that it’s okay to publish the news here.
Which is Metrozone 4: The Curve of the Earth, will be published by Orbit, most likely in 2013.
It’ll feature your favourite sweary Russian genius, Dr Samuil Petrovitch, doing some monumentally stupid/heroic feats, kicking some seriously weapons-grade butt, and ratcheting up the global tension-meter to breaking point. You’re going to need guns. Lots of guns.
The London signing, and no, I didn’t predict a riot…
August 10th 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, Metrozone, News and Updates
Tags: appearances | Degrees of Freedom | Equations of Life | Forbidden Planet | Metrozone | middle class angst | Orbit | riots | signing | Theories of Flight
While it’s unlikely that the Metrozone books are going to get blamed for inciting riots in the real London, it was nice to visit our capital city before it became wreathed in smoke, and hordes of looters made off with armfuls of expensive consumer products – and stuff from Poundland… I suppose the remarkable thing is that it doesn’t happen more often, given the obvious inequalities of not just wealth, but of opportunity and aspiration.
I live in a country where something like 80% of all the places at our top two universities go to leavers from just six schools – five of which are private. My kids don’t go to the one state school on that list, like 99.99% of their cohort. If either of them wants to go to either Oxford or Cambridge, then the odds are already stacked hugely against them, whereas for the moneyed elite, access to the dreaming spires is simply a matter of buying their children places. I’m sorry if I’m coming over all painfully middle class, but despite the fact they have every advantage in life (except fantastically wealthy parents), that’s the reality of it – and, in my own middle class way, it makes me want to burn stuff down. And don’t get me started on the banks.
Sorry, sidetracked there. Back to the signing.
It was lovely – the whole process was lovely. Forbidden Planet staff were lovely, my fellow authors were lovely (even if Nicole Peeler gets all the goodies – apparently it’s a Romance writer thing), and the pub afterwards was also lovely, even if we did manage to clear out their real ale stocks very quickly.
Everything, including the photographic evidence of beardage, is on the Orbit website.
Signing reminder
July 29th 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, Metrozone, News and Updates
Tags: appearance | beard | Degrees of Freedom | Equations of Life | Forbidden Planet | Metrozone | signing | Theories of Flight
Just a reminder that Philip Palmer, Tim Lebbon and Nicole Peeler and me – and my beard – will be signing books (presumably ones we’ve written, but hey, we’re an open-minded lot…) at Forbidden Planet in Shaftsbury Avenue, olde London Town, from 3-4pm tomorrow, 30th July.
Review watch 9: all three
July 23rd 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, Metrozone, Reviews
Tags: Books for One | Degrees of Freedom | Equations of Life | reviews | Theories of Flight | Witch of Theatregoing
It’s about time I rounded up the non-Amazon reviews (though I would direct your attention to a couple of the more recent ones on the .co.uk site…)
Two reviewers have read all three and reviewed all three in the same blog post, which indeed makes sense. Considering the books in the round, does the series make sense? Is there a story arc that travels throughout? Does all the swearing and explosions get a bit samey after a while? Is there a law of diminishing returns?
Not according to Usagi, who not only loves the Petrovitch (“I’d totally date Petrovitch. In a heartbeat.”) but, after some (possibly accurate) criticism of my writing style from other reviewers – no, I don’t want you to have to reach for the dictionary every other sentence, and no, I’m not a great prose stylist like m’friend Chaz Brenchley (who I love – both him and his books) – says this:
“I think the best part about Sam as a character and Morden as an author is that you really live through Sam’s eyes the entire trilogy. You’re right there with him, right there next to him, inside of his head. This means everything – from his stuttering heart in the first book, to his broken heart over Maddy by the third book. You see, think, feel, smell, touch everything he does. Morden is a master with sensory language and the amount of showing over telling is overwhelmingly, joyously tipped in the “showing” direction – automatically making me love Morden. It’s so hard to do that, and doing that in a sci-fi genre book/series is even harder. I tip my hat in major respect for him being able to do that.”
That’s really quite lovely. And to continue the theme, Holly at Books for One has other nice things to say. She spots that I’ve actually written a character-driven SF series. SF is not renowned for its production of full-rounded characters, and yes, it often eschews character development for gadget-strewn, plot-heavy shininess (which I do enjoy, but sometimes it’d be nice to have people I care about in all the shenanigans). She finds Petrovitch’s determination “endearing” and is completely on-side the whole time, despite his anti-hero tendencies.
It has been pointed out that there are a lot of strong female characters. I didn’t consciously mean it to turn out that way, but that’s what organically evolved. Here’s what Holly says about some of them:
“There’s Valentina, a true Soviet communist to her red core and demolitions expert. Lucy, the schoolgirl found hiding in a bathtub from the outies who saves his life more than once. And of course Madeleine, the amazonian, Catholic trained bodyguard who does things to Petrovitch’s synthetic heart that has nothing to do with the fact it’s constantly malfunctioning. I adored all of these guys, they were all useful fully realised people, no extra bits of skirt who are only good for the hero to perv over in these stories…”
She concludes: “If you’re looking for something clever, fast paced and exhilarating then you can’t do much better than these three books. In Communist Russia book reads you.” Happy author is happy.
Impromptu Equations of Life audio giveaway
July 16th 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, Metrozone, News and Updates
Tags: audio book | competition | Equations of Life | Recorded Books
I received several copies of the US edition of the Equations of Life audio CD thingy yesterday – it’s exactly the same as the UK version, read by the magnificent Toby Leonard Moore, and contains every word (even the rude ones) of Equations of Life, complete and unabridged. 10.25 hours over 9 CDs, costing a smidgen under US$52.
Now, I already have a copy – so I’m going go give these babies away. And this is how I’m going to do it.
1. Take a photograph or short video of yourself (or have someone take a photo for you) doing something Petrovitchy. I leave the interpretation of this entirely up to you. I cannot condone you doing anything illegal within your jurisdiction (no matter how much fun it might be), and I insist you and any bystanders, human and non-human, are not endangered in any way before, during or after the recording of your entry. This is just for fun, okay?
2. Post it to me at bookofmorden1@blueyonder.co.uk (that’s a ‘one’ at the end, not a small L) and put as your subject line something like Competition entry or Petrovitchy goodness. Try not to break my inbox with massive video files…
3. I would like very much to be able to share any of the entries on a gallery here. If you don’t want me to do that, do say at the time, and as the creator of the work, you retain copyright at all times.
4. Closing date for entries is going to be one month from today, August 16th, 23:59 GMT
5. The three entries I deem have captured the spirit of the competition the best will receive one copy of Equations of Life, narrated by Toby Leonard Moore. I will post to anywhere on the planet and will even include low-earth orbit for the crew of the ISS.
Get going…
The First Annual Orbit Summer Signing
July 8th 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, Metrozone, News and Updates
Tags: appearances | Forbidden Planet | Metrozone | Orbit | signing
… or something like that.
There will be authors -Tim Lebbon, Philip Palmer, Nicole Peeler, and me. There will be books – Tim’s Echo City, Philip’s Hellship, Nicole’s Tempest Rising, and with luck and a following wind, all three Metrozone books. There will, undoubtedly, be some witty banter and authorial sagacity, and there will be the opportunity not only to buy books, but have them signed.
It will be in the Forbidden Planet store in Shaftsbury Avenue, Olde London Town, 3-4pm on July 30th.
It would be brilliant if anyone’s within striking distance could come along (I know you’re all coming to see Tim, but share the love, okay?).
Provoking a conversation
June 25th 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, Metrozone, News and Updates
Tags: SFFworld | Theories of Flight | utopia
Which I have done, in a small way.
In Theories of Flight, Petrovitch sets his two post-grad students a task: “Society. I want you to go and design me a human society. Not a utopia: one that acknowledges its faults and includes mechanisms to correct itself. One that’s better than the one we now have. Info-rich. Post-scarcity. Knowledge as currency. Stuff like that…Can you do it?”
Even though it’s meant to be a bit of make-work, to cover a turbulent time with a bit of focus, it does – of course it does – turn out to be pivotal. There’s a lot in a very few sentences. Non-utopian. Info-rich. Post-scarcity. Post-money. It’s a capitalist’s nightmare in black and white.
And user Hereford Eye has taken Petrovitch’s task as the starting point for their wonderment. Feel free to sign up and join in.
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