Vibrating with happiness
January 10th 2012
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, Metrozone, News and Updates
Tags: Degrees of Freedom | Equations of Life | Metrozone | Philip K Dick award | Theories of Flight
No, not that sort of vibrating…
The Metrozone series – all three books, no less – have been nominated for this year’s Philip K Dick award. I am properly stunned. Dick is one of the authors I not only enjoy, but admire: big concept stuff, played out at the personal level.
Congratulations to all the nominees – I’ll be dining out on this for a while!
We’re going to need a bigger rabbit
December 31st 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, Ignite, Metrozone, News and Updates
Tags: Metrozone | New Year | Rabbit | writing
When someone emails you (hi, Frank!) a highly complimentary note regarding the Metrozone books, and ends it with “I have some giant rabbits to make”, you just know you’re reaching the right people.
2011 has been an extraordinary year – I’ve sold some books, I’ve got some more lined up, people have (mostly) liked what I’ve done so far. 2012 looks as if it’s going be be really hard work – Ignite is rich seam to mine but oy, that seam runs deep – but I wouldn’t miss it for the world. It’s probably going to be hard work for you, too. There’s an awful lot of things in the world that could really do with fixing, so if you don’t already, can I suggest you volunteer some of your time, doing something you feel passionate about, in your local community? The world starts just outside our front doors.
Here’s to you, and the difference you make. Happy New Year.
A Petrovitch under the Christmas tree
December 26th 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, Metrozone, News and Updates
Tags: Degrees of Freedom | Equations of Life | Metrozone | Theories of Flight
Hello.
Just a quick note to those lucky, lucky people who found one or more Metrozone books all carefully wrapped up in shiny paper and bows this Christmas. Once you’ve got over the eye-searing covers and read the expertly-written blurb on the back covers, you’ll be ready to start heading down the mean streets of post-Apocalypse London.
Two things to say at this stage:
Firstly, enjoy. Whilst the Metrozone is serious business (or srs bsns, as the kids say), the books are meant to be fun. If you find yourself snorting inappropriately as something terrible happens, don’t worry. You’re in good company.
Secondly, the Russian. None of it is translated. Just go with it – get the sense of it by reading it (it’s mostly phonetic), and if you’re desperate to find out what Petrovitch says, feel free to look it up on the internet. It is mostly absolute filth, though, as the guttersnipe was dragged up on the streets and paint-peeling insults are simply stock-in-trade for the man.
Other than that, welcome. Have a look around here for extra content, and if you’ve got any questions, don’t be afraid to ask!
New other book announced – Ignite
December 14th 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, Ignite, News and Updates
Tags: Ignite | Orbit | writing
While I’m on…
Also mentioned in the December Orbit newsletter was the little matter of me writing a fantasy. While this is entirely true, it is not completely true. Ignite (for that is what the book is called) is not just a fantasy, it is more than a fantasy: have some blurb from the synopsis…
Rome was the centre of the largest, most powerful empire the world had ever seen, but that didn’t stop it falling to Alaric the Goth, his horde of skilled barbarian tribesmen and their wild spell-casting shamen. Having split the walls with their sorcery and slaughtered the inhabitants with their axes, the victors carved up the empire into a series of bickering states which were never more than an insult away from war.
A thousand years later, and Europe has become an almost civilised place. The rulers of the old Roman palatinates confine their warfare to the short summer months, trade flourishes along the rivers and roads, aided by merchants using magic-powered barges and self-propelling wagons, and farming has – at least for the lucky few – become less back-breaking with millstones that turn themselves and ploughs that pull their own way through the soil.
Even the barbarians’ pantheon of gods has been tamed: where once human sacrifices poured their blood onto the ground, there are parties and picnics, drinking and singing, fit for decent people and their children.
But it looks like the gods are going to have the last laugh before they slip quietly into ill-remembered obscurity…
Of all the old palatinates, alpine Carinthia is the most at ease: the richest, poised between north and south, east and west; the most peaceful, having not fought a single battle for over a century; the most magical, being the home of the highest, purest expression of European sorcery – the Order of the White Robe and the feared hexmasters, whose legendary powers brought down Rome and stopped the Genghis Khan’s Golden Horde in their tracks by turning the field of battle into a glittering lake of lava.
The Prince of Carinthia shelters the Order, and gives them half the palatinate’s revenue. In return, the hexmasters guarantee that any aggressor, no matter how large their army or how many magicians they bring, end up as no more than a memory for the next generation to ponder. It’s been a very long time since someone tried.
Magic is Carinthia’s wealth, its protection and its way of life. So what does a magic kingdom do when it runs out of magic?
What indeed. And in case you think I’ve gone all hey-nonny-nonny and foresooth on you, I managed to revolt myself with something I wrote towards the end of the the first section. It’s also destined to be a bit of a beast: I’m over 90,000 words in, and I feel like I’ve barely scratched the surface. I’ve no doubt that some of those words will fall out in the editing, but currently I’m looking at somewhere close to 200,000 words, if not more. Gadzooks, as they say (actually, they don’t. These people are descended from Goths, and they tend to call it as they see it).
I’m hoping to get parts I and II out of the way by sometime in January, and see how the land lies after that. This and subsequent posts will be tagged with Ignite to keep you up to date with everything.
New Metrozone book announced – The Curve of the Earth
December 13th 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, Metrozone, News and Updates
Tags: Metrozone | Orbit | The Curve of the Earth
Since Orbit have slightly jumped the gun on this in their December newsletter (in that I haven’t actually signed anything yet…), I’m assuming that it’s okay to publish the news here.
Which is Metrozone 4: The Curve of the Earth, will be published by Orbit, most likely in 2013.
It’ll feature your favourite sweary Russian genius, Dr Samuil Petrovitch, doing some monumentally stupid/heroic feats, kicking some seriously weapons-grade butt, and ratcheting up the global tension-meter to breaking point. You’re going to need guns. Lots of guns.
The British Fantasy Awards 2011
October 9th 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, News and Updates, Non-fiction
Tags: British Fantasy Awards | British Fantasy Society | Conventions | David Howe | Sam Stone | Stephen Jones | Telos
Right then.
This is a probably ill-advised attempt to sum up my thoughts regarding the most recent British Fantasy Society awards. If you’ve never heard of the society, or the awards, that’s fine – it is very much a minority sport. If you don’t want to read anything about the internal politicking of a small organisation focussing on the fantasy and horror genre in print and other media… then that’s fine too.
Firstly though, I have to declare some interests – the chief of which is that my novella Another War was published by Telos, and that I know Dave Howe well enough to consider him a friend. I’ve been going to FantasyCon (that’s the society’s annual convention) for the better part of a decade, without ever being a member of the society. I’m acquainted with most of the principle parties involved.
So, time for some background. The BFS awards are nominated by members, voted on by members to to form a short-list, and voted on again to decide a winner from that short-list (I think that’s right). This is the way it’s been done since I’ve been going, and the awards have always thrown up some unexpected winners. The voting pool is small (usually a couple of hundred people who vote), so statistically, that’s going to happen, and in some categories, the same person/publishing house wins every year for a substantial block of time. Peter Crowther’s PS Publishing magnanimously chose to sponsor the Best Small Press award, rather than dominate the field in perpetuity.
The awards (as both a punter, and as someone who was in a winning anthology) have, hand on heart, never been taken that seriously. Yes, it’s nice to see your friends win (cue ribald cheers and drinks in the bar), and sometimes the results leave you scratching your head, but it’s never been something to get too excised over.
Until now. Click to read the rest of this item…
What I did in my holidays…
September 23rd 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, News and Updates
Tags: appearances | Greenbelt
Right then, sorry I’ve been quiet for a bit. There’s a period of time between coming back off of holiday and getting everything ready for a new term that’s never quite long enough to actually get back up to speed. So here we are almost at the end of September, I’ve had my second bout of man-flu in a month, and the usual chaos reigns…
Greenbelt – was fantastic this year, as it is every year, but differently fantastic. The festival seems to reinvent itself every so often, and as the kids get older and need less looking after (I’m a great believer in benign neglect), the grown-ups get to do different stuff. As it was, I was down to do three sessions this time: a Q and A with my good friend and colleague RS (Ruth) Downie, creator of Roman detective stories, a revisit to the subject of Christian fiction, and a workshop on ‘How not to write a novel’. All three went excellently well. We had a good crowd for the Q and A, I didn’t get burnt at the stake as a heretic after the Christian fiction talk, and the workshop was wildly oversubscribed (but we managed to get everyone in anyway!). The only dark cloud on the horizon was the on-site bookshop not having any Metrozone books at all – it wasn’t personal, as they didn’t have lots of speakers’ books. One I was particularly keen to get was Andrew Philip‘s The Ambulance Box, and have him sign it/them – but for shame, the book ordering had gone seriously awry this year.
Other Greenbelty highlights were the triple-bill on Friday night of Show of Hands, Martyn Joseph, and Billy Bragg. I also got to hear (on Monday), the Unthanks and Mavis Staples, who rocked in every which way possible.
Also of writeringly interest, I managed (due to geographical happenstance) to get to a ‘Book wake’, for Gollancz’s Tom Lloyd, held up in London – got to meet some of the Gollancz crowd, who are lovely, and shout at them over the impossibly-loud music. Thanks to Gillian for inviting me, Simon for letting me come, and all the authors and booksellers I met there.
Then, back to the grindstone. Lots of stuff going on, so there’ll be more news soon!
Housekeeping
September 23rd 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, News and Updates, Non-fiction
Tags: essay | Greenbelt | story-telling | writing
I’ve finally got around to giving my two Greenbelt 2011 talks their own pages.
Where are we now? Sex, death and Christian fiction revisited is here,
and
You’re doing it wrong! How not to write a novel is here.
The London signing, and no, I didn’t predict a riot…
August 10th 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, Metrozone, News and Updates
Tags: appearances | Degrees of Freedom | Equations of Life | Forbidden Planet | Metrozone | middle class angst | Orbit | riots | signing | Theories of Flight
While it’s unlikely that the Metrozone books are going to get blamed for inciting riots in the real London, it was nice to visit our capital city before it became wreathed in smoke, and hordes of looters made off with armfuls of expensive consumer products – and stuff from Poundland… I suppose the remarkable thing is that it doesn’t happen more often, given the obvious inequalities of not just wealth, but of opportunity and aspiration.
I live in a country where something like 80% of all the places at our top two universities go to leavers from just six schools – five of which are private. My kids don’t go to the one state school on that list, like 99.99% of their cohort. If either of them wants to go to either Oxford or Cambridge, then the odds are already stacked hugely against them, whereas for the moneyed elite, access to the dreaming spires is simply a matter of buying their children places. I’m sorry if I’m coming over all painfully middle class, but despite the fact they have every advantage in life (except fantastically wealthy parents), that’s the reality of it – and, in my own middle class way, it makes me want to burn stuff down. And don’t get me started on the banks.
Sorry, sidetracked there. Back to the signing.
It was lovely – the whole process was lovely. Forbidden Planet staff were lovely, my fellow authors were lovely (even if Nicole Peeler gets all the goodies – apparently it’s a Romance writer thing), and the pub afterwards was also lovely, even if we did manage to clear out their real ale stocks very quickly.
Everything, including the photographic evidence of beardage, is on the Orbit website.
Signing reminder
July 29th 2011
Posted by: Simon Morden in: From the Author, Metrozone, News and Updates
Tags: appearance | beard | Degrees of Freedom | Equations of Life | Forbidden Planet | Metrozone | signing | Theories of Flight
Just a reminder that Philip Palmer, Tim Lebbon and Nicole Peeler and me – and my beard – will be signing books (presumably ones we’ve written, but hey, we’re an open-minded lot…) at Forbidden Planet in Shaftsbury Avenue, olde London Town, from 3-4pm tomorrow, 30th July.
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